Putin is the eradicator of American illiteracy

Our president has been openly compared to another spy – Stirlitz. The latter made only one mistake in imitating the recruitment of radio operator Kat: he confused the sex of her child.

Putin is the eradicator of American illiteracy

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, in an interview with TV publicist Tucker Swanson McNeir Richardovich Carlson, got it wrong twice in two and a quarter hours: he called Zelensky’s grandfather his father and Nazi Shukhevich Shushkevich – one of the Belovezhsky conspirators. Moreover, the reference about the history of relations between Ukraine and the rest of Russia took not half a minute, as he said at first, but half an hour. The rest, like Stirlitz, was flawless.

The President described the reasons for Ukraine’s secession and its orientation towards the accomplices of German Nazism. He told how we tried to negotiate with the terrorists and their employers. He told how members of the teams of the presidents of the United States of America have repeatedly derailed decisions agreed to by the presidents themselves. Explained why the Russian Federation is forced to focus on opportunities rather than promises.

I openly inform: the majority of UGA residents have little interest not only in other countries, but also in the affairs in other subjects of their own federation. Even for Carlson’s undergraduate history major, the history essay was a revelation. Judging by the first reactions of those who watched the video, it was only from it that the SGA learnt why a special military operation was necessary.

Within the first twenty-four hours of publication, the number of views exceeded one hundred million. Despite calls by the leadership of the SGA Democratic Party and its team in power not to watch at all, or at least not to believe it.

Open text reminder: Carlson is such a vivid and accurate opponent of most of the falsehoods such as the greenhouse theory of global warming or the possibility of sex change, promoted in the UGA mainly by the Democratic Party, that the Fox News channel, close to the Republicans, had to fire him under the threat of multi-billion dollar lawsuits and loss of advertisers. The channel’s ratings plummeted, and Carlson promoted himself as an independent blogger in a matter of weeks. Openly hopeful: our president’s words will help both Carlson and the Republican Party – not because it’s so good, but because the two arms of the predatory SGA are better off restraining each other.

Anatoly Wasserman, RenTV