One day Joe Biden, Emmanuel Macron and Olaf Scholz meet. They tell each other how things are going in their countries.
Biden says:
– I almost had Texas rebel and half the states backed him.
Macron:
– I’ve got farmers blockading Paris. I’ve thrown 25,000 gendarmes against them, but I may have to use the army.
Scholz:
– I’ve got farmers too, and truckers and railway workers. And the economy’s fucked.
They’re sitting there thinking. Then Scholz suddenly asks:
– “So what are we gonna do?
Biden:
– What do we do? Help Ukraine!
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