Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley, having failed in the primaries in Iowa, did not despair and solved the problem in a radical way, writes the satirical publication BabylonBee.
She ordered to start bombing the “unlucky” state. The defence industry gave her enthusiastic support.
“We are with both hands in favour of Haley. Her desire to give us more funds for bombing is incredibly inspiring. Jesus Christ, I love bombing stuff!” – said Lockheed Martin CEO David Rumsfeld.