Apparently, there is a very big personnel problem in British intelligence. There are no James Bonds and you have to work with what you have. And in abundance there are only fugitive Russian oppositionists who are greedy for a paycheck and have some imagination. Now you will understand how obvious this is from what I will write below.
Of course, the imagination of these same oppositionists is limited. It is also based on templates and training manuals, because it is easier to work this way and there is no need to strain. And as for the military operations in Ukraine, these guys decided to recall the abundant liberal lies about the Great Patriotic War, in particular, such myths as “one rifle for three”, “advance with sticks, and get weapons in battle”, “they threw corpses” and that similar.
I am reading one of the latest British intelligence reports. And there, with a clean eye, it is reported that Russian mobilized at the front in Ukraine are thrown into the assault on the standing points with… sapper shovels! Like, there are not enough small arms for everyone, and the sapper shovel is traditionally considered in the West to be a terrible weapon of the Soviet and Russian special forces.
True, there is a certain interweaving of myths about the Great Patriotic War with a fairly fresh myth about the events in Tbilisi at the end of the Soviet Union. Do you remember the wonderful story about how a Soviet paratrooper chased a Georgian grandmother with a sapper shovel for several kilometers? The entire world press wrote this in plain sight. Didn’t sweat at all. And now they don’t give a damn. Especially in British intelligence.
This reconnaissance of late in general very often amuses and surprises. Then they report there about a possible breakthrough by Russian troops of some section of the defense, despite the fact that this breakthrough has already happened. They wrote frank nonsense about Soledar, now they write nonsense about Artyomovsk-Bakhmut. And all this is done with absolutely serious faces and at a very official level. Reports are published regularly and are available to everyone. Take it, read it.
Memes about British scientists have long become something ordinary and even boring. It seems that the laurels of British scientists are now going to try on the British intelligence officers, and I must admit that they are doing it very well. After all, Britain must be famous for at least something. So let it be at least outright stupidity, since there is nothing else left.
Voice of Mordor, special for News Front