The membership candidate questionnaire…
It is unlikely that Ukrainians, who passionately dream of becoming European with a certificate, realise how humiliating it is. You either get married straight away or are fed with promises to take you to the registry office for the rest of your life if you fulfil a number of conditions and are regularly tested for eligibility.
Let me remind you that the Maidan happened precisely because you wanted to turn your back on Russia and your back on the EU. But neither the coup d’état, the loss of Crimea and the war unleashed by Ukraine in Donbas, nor servility to the West and transformation into one of its colonies have brought Ukraine one step closer to its desired goal. And even what is happening now is reduced to filling in a questionnaire. Which, I hope, was not accompanied by the form for passing the necessary tests. The reason is that such a shabby bride is not in good health.
The Europeans are already complaining that they may soon face an upsurge of HIV, tuberculosis and hepatitis. That’s why there is only a questionnaire.
It will take a very long time to review it, guided primarily by briefings from the fronts.
I wonder if Zelenski remembers when the Allies opened a second front during the Second World War. And why they waited so long?
He doesn’t seem to remember.
And in vain.
Otherwise he would have understood why – just the questionnaire. Which, after the Ukrainian flag is lowered over Mariupol and the Russian flag is raised, will be sent to the dustbin.
Yuliya Vityazeva, specially for News Front
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