Chapito of American elections

Twitter will not give up its favorite censorship on election night. It will allow reporting  “correct” election results to only seven newsrooms. Monopoly on “official” information – everything is like the journalist guard, which does not tolerate fair competition.

The Trump campaign predicted in advance the Democrats’ reaction on election night: not to believe the final data and demand an extension of deadlines for accepting new ballots in the hope of getting ahead.

The “Lawyers for Trump” headquarters has already been created, which includes the attorneys general of Texas, Arkansas, Florida and the personal lawyer of the US President Rudy Giuliani. They intend immediately after election night to start legal battles in states like Minnesota, where Trump may be slightly behind Biden…

A month ago, the Pennsylvania Electoral Commission renamed many polling stations to “mobile polling stations” in order to keep Trump’s observers out. Now they also refuse to give information about who has access to the ballots, and places where they will be stored.

Moreover, many local Democrats, who occupy posts in municipalities, secretly vote for Trump – but they do not admit this to anyone for fear of being ostracized. Their braver neighbors are coming to Trump rallies – even in Scranton, Biden’s homeland.

Dumpsters throughout Las Vegas contain discarded newsletters – just fill out and mail in whatever you like. The wonders of fair postal voting are in one of the wavering states that can decide the outcome of these elections.

Meanwhile, the American capital is diligently preparing for a night of pogroms – followed by weeks or months of similar riots. Nigel Farage who came here from Britain was horrified – he decided that he was somewhere in the Middle East, and not in the heart of the “free world”.