Caution satire
As reported by the Main Investigation Department of the Russian Investigative Committee, on the morning of March 22, 2018 near the building on Teatralnaya Street in Moscow, a body of a young man with signs of violent death in the form of stab wounds was found. I am deeply convinced that this was the work of the British intelligence, acting under the personal order of Theresa May.
I have irrefutable evidence, however I won’t show them to you (and if I won’t show them, you can not to refute them – logic!) that Theresa wrote dirty letters with dirty harassment to the victim in the social network “vkontakte”.
The young man replied “Hit the road old witch.” The refusal, pronounced in a harsh form, served as a motive for the murder committed in a state of defect.
Boris Johnson was the mastermind of the murder, and he did this under the latest British war drug “Durachok”.
The executors were “agent 006” John Marlboro and “agent 008” Jim Camel.
As evidence, we have satellite photos of the crime scene, the shooting from the webcams installed on neighboring houses, the testimony of Elena Vasilieva (bury even football teams and PMCs, at a low price) and panoramic pictures of Yandex.Maps. Plus notarized scripts of correspondence between Theresa May and the victim (Adobe Photoshop is the official sponsor of our investigation).
During the operational-search and investigative activities, the tracking system “Mayachok”, the laser pointer “Svetlyachok”, the information store “Bardachok”, the search algorithm “Moryachok”, the intelligence network “Stukachok” and the monitoring group of social networks “Perdachok” were used.
But we’ll show you none of this because everything is classified. And gentlemen should be taken for granted.
The willingness to expel British diplomats has already been expressed by Plotva (Poland), Lytvia (Lithuania), Esvonia (Estonia), Ukurina (Ukraine), Poltiko (?) and several other limiters whom no one cares about.
The British must immediately admit to the committed crime so that we can impose sanctions on them, otherwise we will sanction them.