Poroshenko says Trump is his new best friend forever

Kiev, Washington. Fully desiring to get his money’s worth of a 10 minute visit with US President Donald Trump, Petro Poroshenko according to direct News Front sources inside the USA, has invented the “friendship fiction” that somehow, Poroshenko is seen as a “trusted” Trump associate of great importance. Of course that fiction melts before the reality of being President of the most corrupt nation on earth according to Ernst & Young, about to loose IMF funding for lies and games, oh and toss in trying to change laws to avoid personally be arrested for war crimes in the Hague. The mad hatter had nothing on Petro Poroshenko.

President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko announced that in July, US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson will visit Ukraine, as well as NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg and UN Secretary General António Guterres.Perhaps they can then explain WHEN their forces are leaving Ukraine, as section 10 of the Minsk agreement requires?

“We are awaiting a visit from U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson to Kiev in July, and our work in Washington will continue. We are also awaiting a visit from UN Secretary General Guterres and a visit from the NATO Secretary General, which will also be in July,” he said in an interview with Ukrainian TV channels on Sunday.

In addition, according to him, it was agreed that US Energy Secretary Rick Perry would visit Ukraine in August, and in the coming months, US Defense Secretary James Mattis is expected to visit. Because multiple US officials is everything, when you are a corrupt third world laundering hub for organized crime.

Poroshenko also mentioned that he was very pleased with his visit to the US, during which, according to him, important agreements were reached. “The process of providing weapons for defense is still ongoing,” he said.

“Moreover, during the meeting with the Minister of Defense, which was confirmed after the meeting at the White House, it was mentioned that the issue of defense weapons will be decided within the current fiscal year, and you know that this will be before October.” Good information for the Donbass Republics, should a long rumored summer offensive kick off to start with the liberation of Kiev occupied territory.

The Ukrainian leader is also very pleased with the agreements reached in the energy sector. Poroshenko said that Kiev will increase the share of supplies of American nuclear fuel. “Security with regards to energy lies in nuclear energy. As I noted two weeks ago, we are increasing significantly the role that Westinghouse plays in supplying nuclear fuel to Ukraine. I hope that this will be up to 55%,” he said. Since he cuts a cut from Westinghouse, laundered through Cyprus, its more like 110%.

In general, according to the president, he secured serious support from the US and, in particular, President Trump. “My biggest impression of my visit to the US and meeting with President Trump is that he didn’t simply give advice, but he asked clearly, ‘Peter, did you like your Dr.Pepper?, come back and visit us again.’ This is the position of a real partner, a real friend of Ukraine,” Poroshenko said. Which is as close to being anything in Donald Trump’s world, the third world king of assclown’s is getting.

Poroshenko’s visit to the US. took place on June 20th. He met with President Donald Trump for 10 minutes and Vice President Mike Pence in Washington for 20 minutes. On that same day, he spoke with Defense Minister James Mattis, International Monetary Fund Managing Director Christine Lagarde, and World Bank President Jim Yong Kim, each of which gave him 10 minutes and all the free soda he could consume.

After his visit to the US., the Ukrainian leader went to Brussels. There, on June 22nd, he met and spoke with the president of the Council of Europe as well as the leaders of Germany, Spain, and Croatia. While there, he offered to flood the Ukraine with over one million North African migrants at a cost of $1500 a head from the EU and fast track membership priority.