US tells Paris to get lost on climate change

Washington, DC. In America there is a childrens fairy tale about the sky falling. A little chicken runs around saying the end of the world is here. That chicken is the western media who now say Trump is destroying the earth, by taking America out of the Paris Obama Climate Agreement.

There has been widespread international condemnation of President Trump’s announcement that the US is withdrawing from the 2015 Paris climate agreement, at least according to the lying Anti-Trump American press.

UN chief Antonio Guterres’s spokesman called it “a major disappointment” while the European Union said it was “a sad day for the world”. Doom, dispair and agony, one would have thought something actually harming the environment like Fukushima and a radioactive Pacific Ocean might be a little more important, but not according to Trumps critics.

President Trump said the accord “punished” the US and would cost millions of American jobs. In an address at the White House, he said he was prepared to negotiate a new agreement or re-enter the accord on improved terms. “I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris,” he said.

The Paris agreement commits the US and 187 other countries to keeping rising global temperatures “well below” 2C above pre-industrial levels and “endeavour to limit” them even more, to 1.5C. Nobody consulted God about just how exactly mankind would control the earth’s temperatures during the formation of the neocon, new world order agreement rooted in “Obamanation” ideology.

President Trump tried to explain his opposition and characterized the Paris agreement as a deal that aimed to cripple the US in business competition, disadvantage US corporations and impoverish the US by costing jobs. He claimed the agreement would cost the US $3 trillion dollars in lost GDP and 6.5 million jobs – while rival economies like China and India are not held to the same standards.